Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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