real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
its not stalking. its research.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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