He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
