please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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