Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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