Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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