Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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