To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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