do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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