Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Do vagina's smell?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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