that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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