went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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