i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Randomize
