i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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