He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
