He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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