quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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