we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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