I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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