Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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