I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I hate all girls vehemently.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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