dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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