Where is the hickey?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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