maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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