Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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