I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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