I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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