just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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