don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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