Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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