the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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