So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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