she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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