well most of my day revolves around power hour
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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