i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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