My underwear smells like fireworks.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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