it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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