Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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