Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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