did you get engaged???
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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