i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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