I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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