Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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