Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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