Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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