I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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