Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
