He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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Hi. I was told to refer to you as Little Debbie.
we used to refer the munchies as "raping lil Debbie"
But baby, I wanna put my Ding Dong in you and then let you nibble on my Sno Balls
Sorry, I told him you put the "ho" in Hostess
If that's his best pick up line, chances are his "twinkie" has never been touched.
if it has been, he paid for it.
Ooopps already did!
now that's the stuff
Ummm. Obviously this guy needs to work on his pick-up lines....A Twinkie is a dick, not a chick!
Actually, it can be either one.
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