We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just found a bag of teeth...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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