i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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