shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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