i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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