What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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