And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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