Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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